Monday, August 6, 2012

HELP ME PRETTY REAL: I'M ATTRACTED TO BUTCH LESBIANS ...

A straight guy can?t seem to get enough of women who look like men.

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Dear Pretty Real

I?m a straight male and I?ve been in a relationship for three years now. I love my girlfriend dearly and I?ve never cheated on her, but lately I?ve been drawn to a certain type of woman: The Butch Lesbian. I?m not sure why I?m attracted to them, as they?re obviously not into me. Or are they? is there such thing as a half way lesbian? If a butch lesbian, who?s trying her hardest to look like a man, starts banging guys, does that make her double gay? Please help me, Pretty Real!

Mikey

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Hey, Mike, first of all ?double gay?? That doesn?t even make sense. I think you mean ?bi-sexual?. Butch lesbians dress like caricatures of butch men, because that?s the role they want to play in their relationships. Gay or straight, every relationship on the entire planet consists of two parts: The Bitch and The Big dawg. You can?t have two aggressive leaders, that shit just doesn?t add up. A butch lesbian won?t have sex with you, but a butch bi will definitely be up for it.

You crushin on butch lesbians could mean a few different things. What?s your current girlfriend like? Is she a bit of a pushover? Does she let you walk allover her? You may be looking at butch lesbians as some sort of aggressive training wheels that?ll lead you into being The Bitch in a relationship. Perhaps you just want to be dominated. Not every guy is cut out to be a ?Big Dawg? . Or it could just be that you?re into guys. Download a gay dating app on your phone and give it a go. I think Grind R is still sort of semi-popular.

- Donald Crunk

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Date: 06/08/2012

Author: pretty real

Category: FEATURED / WHATEVER

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